Wednesday, June 25, 2008

BITR: What I Hate About Jeff

Ok so i have compiled a Top 10 list of what i hate about Jeff Roberts.
10.
JEFF IS A NERD.
9.
JEFF IS WORSE THAN JUSTIN ON THE SKATEBOARD.
8.
JEFF LOOKS LIKE HE CAN BE A CHILD MOLESTER.
7.
JEFF HAS AN UGLY GOATEE.
6.
JEFF IS HORIBLE ON POWER-POINT.
5.
JEFF IS A HORIBLE PARENT FOR LETTING IAN SLEEP IN THE BACKYARD.
4.
JEFF CAN'T PLAY GUITAR HERO TO SAVE HIS LIFE.
3.
JEFF THINKS HES BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
2.
JEFF AGREES WITH EVERYTHING MATT SAYS AND MATT'S NOT EVEN A CHRISTIAN.
1.
JEFF LOOKS LIKE A PREGNANT ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNK MENBER.
And those are my top ten reasons why i hate jeff.
(not really)

Thursday, June 19, 2008

BITR: 10 years from now.

Ok so my blog topic is a very tough one if i do say so but im gonna try to do the best i can with it.

Ok so in 10 years i see my self as an executive at HOK Sport in Memphis, Tenneesee. and a graduate of the ever famous Auburn University. While at HOK i plan on turning the sports world upside down with revoloutionary and cutting edge designs.

I plan on being married and raising 2 children and adopting one child in the future. My house i want it to be nice but not over the top though. I want my house to be big enough for me and my family.

I also plan on staying in the public eye by opperating numerous charities and working to help solve numerous issues that I consider valuable to the well being of the community as a whole and if not the city in general.

I plan to open up several animal shelters and several shelters that i would not deem to be homeless shelters but help shelters to get those that are currently displaced for whatever reason and help them to get a means of support and help them find suitable living space.

I also plan to run for public office within the city and eventually the state and make a difference in the lives of people. I hope to exercise great will and ambition to make a change and be a leader and not glorify myself with everything that i plan/hope to do but glorify GOD.

{I know that iwas supposed to go into detail alot more than this but its the best i could do}

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

BITR: American Pie

ok so these are the lyrics for American Pie.


{A long, long time ago...I can still rememberHow that music used to make me smile.And I knew if I had my chanceThat I could make those people danceAnd, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.But february made me shiverWith every paper I’d deliver.Bad news on the doorstep;I couldn’t take one more step.I can’t remember if I criedWhen I read about his widowed bride,But something touched me deep insideThe day the music died.So bye-bye, miss american pie.Drove my chevy to the levee,But the levee was dry.And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and ryeSingin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."this’ll be the day that I die."Did you write the book of love,And do you have faith in God above,If the Bible tells you so? Do you believe in rock ’n roll,Can music save your mortal soul,And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you’re in love with him`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.You both kicked off your shoes.Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buckWith a pink carnation and a pickup truck,But I knew I was out of luckThe day the music died.I started singin’,"bye-bye, miss american pie."Drove my chevy to the levee,But the levee was dry.Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and ryeAnd singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."this’ll be the day that I die."Now for ten years we’ve been on our ownAnd moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone,But that’s not how it used to be.When the jester sang for the king and queen,In a coat he borrowed from james deanAnd a voice that came from you and me,Oh, and while the king was looking down,The jester stole his thorny crown.The courtroom was adjourned;No verdict was returned.And while lennon read a book of marx,The quartet practiced in the park,And we sang dirges in the darkThe day the music died.We were singing,"bye-bye, miss american pie."Drove my chevy to the levee,But the levee was dry.Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and ryeAnd singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."this’ll be the day that I die."Helter skelter in a summer swelter.The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,Eight miles high and falling fast.It landed foul on the grass.The players tried for a forward pass,With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.Now the half-time air was sweet perfumeWhile the sergeants played a marching tune.We all got up to dance,Oh, but we never got the chance!`cause the players tried to take the field;The marching band refused to yield.Do you recall what was revealedThe day the music died? We started singing,"bye-bye, miss american pie."Drove my chevy to the levee,But the levee was dry.Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and ryeAnd singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."this’ll be the day that I die."Oh, and there we were all in one place,A generation lost in spaceWith no time left to start again.So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!Jack flash sat on a candlestickCause fire is the devil’s only friend.Oh, and as I watched him on the stageMy hands were clenched in fists of rage.No angel born in hellCould break that satan’s spell.And as the flames climbed high into the nightTo light the sacrificial rite,I saw satan laughing with delightThe day the music diedHe was singing,"bye-bye, miss american pie."Drove my chevy to the levee,But the levee was dry.Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and ryeAnd singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."this’ll be the day that I die."I met a girl who sang the bluesAnd I asked her for some happy news,But she just smiled and turned away.I went down to the sacred storeWhere I’d heard the music years before,But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.And in the streets: the children screamed,The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.But not a word was spoken;The church bells all were broken.And the three men I admire most:The father, son, and the holy ghost,They caught the last train for the coastThe day the music died.And they were singing,"bye-bye, miss american pie."Drove my chevy to the levee,But the levee was dry.And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and ryeSingin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."this’ll be the day that I die."They were singing,"bye-bye, miss american pie."Drove my chevy to the levee,But the levee was dry.Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and ryeSingin’, "this’ll be the day that I die." }

ok so i found out that the song american pie is dedicated to three singers that were killed in a plane crash in 1959. this is a really good song and it was originally released in 1971and was rereleased in 1980. it is about how three legendary singers Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper passed away.

It is a really good song and is probably one of my favorites of all time.

BITR: Clinton v. Obama

Ok so a while back i was given the topic of who would win a fight between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

Ok so if it was a fist fight i would pick Hillary Clinton to win based on the fact that she looks like a guy and could probably beat my butt.

But if it was a dance battle i would once again pick Hillary Clinton because shes just too ghetto for Obama to handle. Obama is just too white.

Now if it was a street race i would go with neither Barack Obama Or Hillary Clinton but i would pick John McCain becasue his walker has straight up NOS in it.

But i would pick Bill to win in the freestyle rap battle.

But yes i would pick Hillary to beat Obama and thats that.